ollie's definitions

nomface

A person/object/experience of low or non-existant comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!

Chris sucks, he is a nomface.

by Ollie December 5, 2004

Chuzzin'

A bastardisation of "Buzzin'". A word used by in the pikey and chav community to indicate that the object in question is great/pleasing/highly intoxicating.

Just bought an SRI Nova cha', It's fuckin' chuzzin mate, no mistake!!!

After smokin' that toke the other night I was chuzzin' me tits off!!

by Ollie March 10, 2004

buckshee

often used by the army. meaning spare.

got any buckshee rounds

by ollie January 30, 2005

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

mongral

foolish, a twat, some1 who tries to hard to be cool then fails.

My golly jeromy you are a mongral.

by Ollie September 6, 2003

ollie

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by ollie January 31, 2005