ollie's definitions

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

bastidio

An increasingly common Spanglish term used in jest to label someone as a the illegitimate offspring of a slag and manwhore

Carlos, el bastidio!

by Ollie April 13, 2005

mincenator

An exceedingly camp homosexual who dominates the gay community, spreading his cum among as many queers as possible

That Rodney, he's a real mincenator. Keep away from him Ken, won't you?

by Ollie April 13, 2005

diphernal

With two penises, usually arranged side-by-side, each supplied protein shake by one testicle. Inconvenient for everything other than threesomes, for which diphernal people are perfectly suited.

Ben's diphernal, but he's two ugly to get two bitches

by Ollie April 13, 2005

monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 4, 2005

shank

A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.

I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.

by Ollie January 3, 2009

asher syndrome

The distinct inability to get your shit together.

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"

by OLLIE November 17, 2014