ollie's definitions

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

investy

short for investigate

site interfailing please investy. thanx

by ollie January 27, 2005

dunked

To be 'slammed', 'bammed', 'owned' by another person via wit.

"You have sex with men."
"I'd hardly classify your Mother as a 'man' by any stretch of the imagination."
"Woah man, you just got DUNKED."

by Ollie August 24, 2003

pack of jackasses

A cluster or gaggle of friggen idiots.

A Pack of Jackasses are blocking the front doors to the mall.

by Ollie September 23, 2003

france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.

I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!

by ollie October 23, 2004

keith richards' ghost

cocaine. aka the white lady, yiggity, yoda, etc.

We spent the weekend hanging out with keith richards' ghost.

by ollie October 24, 2004