2 definitions by oinkment

application of oinkment

The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.

The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.

by oinkment April 28, 2009

Piggy Pox

I don't have a fever, I'm not tired, no coughing, no vomiting...

BUT I was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top.

As she was standing under her umberella and all I could think of was doing a sexy-time with her in the mud...
Have I got Swine Flu?

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I'm worried... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.

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Doctor Doctor, I think I've got Swine Flu...

No sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty in your eye!

Apparently my friend's got Piggy Pox, I think he's just telling porkies, though.

by oinkment April 28, 2009