12 definitions by ohthree11

heblue

Slang for the shade of blue typical of Hanukkah ornamentation.

What's up with the heblue lights on the township Christmas tree? ... That's not a Christmas tree, it's a multicultural celebration tree.

by ohthree11 April 6, 2011

afficial

Artificial "official," "afficial" is a term used to describe the popular status of an online video. Afficial is the most advanced state of "unofficial." When the popularity of an "unofficial" becomes greater than the popularity of the "official" the unofficial production is said to have acheived "afficial" status.

MGMT "Kids" is a fine example of an "afficial" video.

by ohthree11 June 5, 2010

pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

by ohthree11 June 1, 2010

o311

United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an infantry rifleman.

Trust me, o311 is where it's at. Do you like shootin' rifles, hiking and camping out?

by ohthree11 June 12, 2010

0311

Improper pronunciation for United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for infantry rifleman.

Listen up turd! It's o311 not 0311! Let it happen again!

by ohthree11 June 12, 2010

webandon

The act of abandoning unwanted email addresses and online identities.

Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?

by ohthree11 August 22, 2010

blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.

Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!

by ohthree11 December 8, 2010