ohthree11's definitions

urban piste

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.

Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.

by ohthree11 March 24, 2010

labor-prohibitive

An argument for the decision to discontinue further action based on a personal determination that too much effort is required to complete a task or enterprise.

Jerry-- "I couldn't stand college... I considered a B.S. as labor-prohibitive... I settled for a B.A. in general studies and was glad to be out in five."

by ohthree11 March 21, 2010

webandon

The act of abandoning unwanted email addresses and online identities.

Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?

by ohthree11 August 22, 2010

o311

United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an infantry rifleman.

Trust me, o311 is where it's at. Do you like shootin' rifles, hiking and camping out?

by ohthree11 June 14, 2010

oversimulation

Any of the various complications which frequently occur as a result of copying copies.

Oversimulation is common on video sharing sites where secondary or content analysis and production have gained popularity.

by ohthree11 May 31, 2010

sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.

Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!

by ohthree11 December 9, 2010