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Cat

The ultimate God. If you get a cat to befriend you and make it think spending time with you, a petty human, is worth it, you have been blessed.

Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.
Who really knows if you're the owner? Oftentimes, you are the cat's pet.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017
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Black

The color of my heart. Also technically the absence of all color, so it's not a color at all. Therefore, it cannot be used as slang for African-American. Therefore, it's not racist at all.
Black is generally considered the color of an emo's soul.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017
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Phobia

A phobia is a fear of something of a general area - i.e. Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders, not just being afraid of specific spiders like the Black Widow or Tarantula. Phobias can range from slight panic attacks when overwhelmed in a crowd, to not being willfully strong enough to leave your house.

Some phobias can be rational or irrational. Phobias can also be caused by a personal experience, such as how I gained a phobia of emotional attachment to people.
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WoW

The acronym of a video game named World of Warcraft, which is basically an America simulator. There will never be a zone without a killing/grinding quest, except for Moonglade or something like that.

p.s. I'm a legal citizen of America
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Are you okay?

This is a question typically asked by others who have noticed something off in your behavior, and care about you enough to ask it.

This question is asked to confirm that the inquired person is in a sound physical, mental, or emotional state.

The question "are you okay?" is usually met with a lie, because the person will feel that they don't need to worry the others, or that they just can't explain it, or talk about anything right now.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Why would I be?"
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The Emoji Movie

A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").

The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.

So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.

The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!

Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri.
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