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Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.
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Are you okay?

This is a question typically asked by others who have noticed something off in your behavior, and care about you enough to ask it.

This question is asked to confirm that the inquired person is in a sound physical, mental, or emotional state.

The question "are you okay?" is usually met with a lie, because the person will feel that they don't need to worry the others, or that they just can't explain it, or talk about anything right now.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Why would I be?"
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
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Gay

An abbreviation for anything involving a person being attracted to another person of the same gender. This goes for both males and females. 'Gay' could describe homosexuals, bisexuals, or pansexuals.

In old English, 'gay' was synonymous with 'happy' and 'jovial'.

The word 'gay' is sometimes used inaccurately as slang for being transgender, or just used as an insult. Some people consider it as a swear word, which in my opinion, is rather ridiculous.
"Is it bad that most of my ships are gay?"
"No, gay ships are yay ships."

"But as for Lucy, she was always gay and golden-haired, and all princes in those parts desired her to be their Queen, and her own people called her Queen Lucy the Valiant." -from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

If 'gay' is a swear word, then wouldn't 'straight' be, too?
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 8, 2017
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The Emoji Movie

A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").

The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.

So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.

The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!

Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
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Calmly

To be calm in the act of doing something, whether it be lying, drawing, writing, checking the time, eating soup, performing a seance, dying of cancer, or murdering all your rivals in Yandere Simulator.
Ayano calmly stabbed Osana's neck with the ritual knife, and began dragging her corpse to the incinerator to burn the evidence.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 11, 2017
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a joke

"Want to hear a joke? Daniel Howell is straight."
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017
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Ni Hao

This is a Mandarin Chinese phrase typically used in greeting. The term literally means "you good" ('ni' means 'you' and hao' means 'good'), but is used as a "hello" or "hi".

If a 'ma' is added to the end of the phrase, its meaning is changed to something like "Are you well?" This is also a phrase used in greeting others, as it's polite.
"Ni hao ma?"
What I like about speaking in foreign languages is that you can say literally anything, and most people won't know what in heck it means.

I also know two cusswords in Japanese
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 11, 2017
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