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Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.

One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018

Black

The color of my heart. Also technically the absence of all color, so it's not a color at all. Therefore, it cannot be used as slang for African-American. Therefore, it's not racist at all.

Black is generally considered the color of an emo's soul.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Cat

The ultimate God. If you get a cat to befriend you and make it think spending time with you, a petty human, is worth it, you have been blessed.

Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.

Who really knows if you're the owner? Oftentimes, you are the cat's pet.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017

Halloween

An event that is celebrated on the 31st of October. Kids and young teens commonly dress up as a character (fictuous or real), and then go walking around the streets of their neighborhood to collect candy.

This celebration is an excuse to invite people over and have a giant party (despite the fact that Halloween is usually on a weekday), as long as they wear costumes so it's Halloween-appropriate.

This celebration is also an excuse to eat however much candy you want.

I've nicknamed this holiday 'Diabetes Day' due to all the candy.

Once, my little brother went trick-or-treating around just to get the candy, despite having absolutely no costume for Halloween.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018

Battle cry

A cry or chant that is taken up in battle, usually right before one army/force charges the other. Battle cries are meant to stir up the hearts of soldiers, to inspire them and remind them what they're fighting for: their homes, their families, their people, their freedom, or their glory.

Sometimes a battle cry could be a meaningful phrase (i.e. "Andu-falah-dor", which means "Let balance be restored"), but other times it could be just an unintelligible, fearsome shout.

"LEEEEEEEROYYYY JJJJJJJJJJENNNKINS!" is an example of a battle cry.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017

Broken

The state of an object in which it is in pieces and no longer in its whole form. Most of the times when an object is broken, it cannot function properly anymore (example: a vase that has been dropped on the floor and is now shattered).

A common belief exists around the world that broken things need to be fixed. Sometimes, they can't (or won't) comprehend that some broken things cannot, or should not be fixed.

Some broken objects are only bothered to be fixed, because the fixer believes that some good will come out of it being functionable again.

Not just physical things can break. Non-tangent things like a person's resolve can end up broken after a traumatic event (i.e. my heart).

Is it possible to die of a broken heart? I've always wondered.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017

Phandom

A cult dedicated to the two tall British needs Dan Howell and Phil Lester

yes, it's a cult

The phandom is literally everywhere. There is no escape.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017