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A person who uses a virus, such as COVID-19, as a weapon against their political enemies. These people can range in reach from Joe Six-Pack shitposting on his Facebook wall from his local McDonald's in Little Rock, to members of congress.
Don't be a covitician, people.
by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020
Get the Covitician mug.An E-Girl is a girl who takes advantage of innocent men online. She gives men a false view of how the world works. By getting men to pay her for pictures or other favours, she's perpetuating the myth that the average woman likes a feminine man who essentially worships her. (a simp) If this trend is not broken, one could project the birth rate to fall as men increasingly have no idea what women want.
Jake: I found a cool E-Girl yesterday.
Matthew: E-Girls are dangerous, man. They suck your masculinity away.
Matthew: E-Girls are dangerous, man. They suck your masculinity away.
by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020
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Get the digital carcinogen mug.1. (talking about slamming a bottle on the table in anger)
Francois: I slam zhe "bouteille" on zhe table, for I will not stand for zhis. Zhe "verre" went everywhere, and I had to clean.
John: I'm reporting you for domestic abuse. That's not ok.
Francois: What?
John: Slamming her ass on a table?
Francois: Nonononono! It's a "bouteille"! For beer!
John: Why are you speaking in Frenglish?
2. (when talking about a mismanaged bank account)
Lois: Zhat count is wrong. I have more zhan zhis in my "compte bancaire". She is "stupide", and I will pound her wizh zhe law.
Andy: You're going to pound the banker with WHAT?
Lois: Zhe law! I will contact her wizh a request for the "tribunal".
Andy: This sounds like a really weird way to describe picking up women...
Francois: I slam zhe "bouteille" on zhe table, for I will not stand for zhis. Zhe "verre" went everywhere, and I had to clean.
John: I'm reporting you for domestic abuse. That's not ok.
Francois: What?
John: Slamming her ass on a table?
Francois: Nonononono! It's a "bouteille"! For beer!
John: Why are you speaking in Frenglish?
2. (when talking about a mismanaged bank account)
Lois: Zhat count is wrong. I have more zhan zhis in my "compte bancaire". She is "stupide", and I will pound her wizh zhe law.
Andy: You're going to pound the banker with WHAT?
Lois: Zhe law! I will contact her wizh a request for the "tribunal".
Andy: This sounds like a really weird way to describe picking up women...
by officialpyrocynical April 1, 2020
Get the Frenglish mug.The political power granted to people who are perceived to be victims by society. It's a result of identity politics, which is a bogus form of politics where one uses their identity in attempt to win an argument.
Man: the wage gap isn't real. all the studies disregard the different professions between men and women
Woman: excuse me? as a black woman, I am a victim of the patriarchy
Everyone: *claps*
Man: I hate victim power
Woman: excuse me? as a black woman, I am a victim of the patriarchy
Everyone: *claps*
Man: I hate victim power
by officialpyrocynical May 4, 2020
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Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.
Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.
by officialpyrocynical May 28, 2020
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