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A person who uses a virus, such as COVID-19, as a weapon against their political enemies. These people can range in reach from Joe Six-Pack shitposting on his Facebook wall from his local McDonald's in Little Rock, to members of congress.
Don't be a covitician, people.
by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020
Get the Covitician mug.An E-Girl is a girl who takes advantage of innocent men online. She gives men a false view of how the world works. By getting men to pay her for pictures or other favours, she's perpetuating the myth that the average woman likes a feminine man who essentially worships her. (a simp) If this trend is not broken, one could project the birth rate to fall as men increasingly have no idea what women want.
Jake: I found a cool E-Girl yesterday.
Matthew: E-Girls are dangerous, man. They suck your masculinity away.
Matthew: E-Girls are dangerous, man. They suck your masculinity away.
by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020
Get the E-Girl mug.This phrase is used when someone makes a disparaging and/or racist comment about the majority racial group, and tries to cover up by saying that it was intended to fight racism. Like many other terms intended to denounce "woke" content, this phrase is meant to be perceived with sarcasm, and its users don't actually believe the target has done anything to fight racism. BTFO, meaning "Blown The Fuck Out", also fits next to other terms which describe bigotry, such as sexism or misogyny.
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In light of the death of George Floyd in Minnesota, an employee at BuzzFeed made an article on how in order to stop racism in America, white people need to "integrate". Racism BTFO.
by officialpyrocynical May 30, 2020
Get the Racism BTFO mug.A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.
Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.
by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020
Get the Woke and broke mug.The political power granted to people who are perceived to be victims by society. It's a result of identity politics, which is a bogus form of politics where one uses their identity in attempt to win an argument.
Man: the wage gap isn't real. all the studies disregard the different professions between men and women
Woman: excuse me? as a black woman, I am a victim of the patriarchy
Everyone: *claps*
Man: I hate victim power
Woman: excuse me? as a black woman, I am a victim of the patriarchy
Everyone: *claps*
Man: I hate victim power
by officialpyrocynical May 4, 2020
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