odie74's definitions

hansel and gretelling

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.

I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?

by odie74 September 20, 2016

set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

by odie74 June 28, 2017