octopod's definitions

singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

Zeez Amurricans say we are ze singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage.

by octopod July 11, 2004

perpetrator shoes

White sneakers, in NYPD parlance a few years back. See perp.

The kid was walking along First Avenue wearing perpetrator shoes.

by octopod July 16, 2004

piss hard-on

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.

I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake

by octopod July 24, 2004

mahu

Tahitian word for a male who assumes female roles in his daily life.

That mahu cooks and cleans.

by octopod August 19, 2004

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

pajamahadeen

Bloggers, especially the conservative ones who attacked Dan Rather so vigorously.

The pajamahadeen demolished CBS's defense of the forged documents.

by octopod September 19, 2004

coglioni

Balls, testicles (Italian); meaning courage, strength of character, masculinity. See break my balls

That Kerry, he was in the war, but in politics he ain't got no coglioni

by octopod April 27, 2004