octopod's definitions

Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.

What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.

by octopod May 1, 2005

no-goodnik

An wicked person.

That Lord Macbeth? A real no-goodnik, lemme tell ya!

by Octopod November 9, 2003

five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

by octopod November 25, 2003

plumbing

The reproductive system (gender neutral).

She went to the OB-GYN to have her plumbing checked out.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

Zeez Amurricans say we are ze singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage.

by octopod July 11, 2004

popa'a

Tahitian for haole or European.

The worst kind of popa'a is a Frenchman.

by octopod November 23, 2003

shvug

A Yiddish term of derision for a stupid nigger. Related, possibly, to shvartzer.

When they arrested the shvug, the trap was still clamped on his hand. They had to take him to the hospital.

by octopod May 4, 2009