octopod's definitions

big whites

Large white panties used by middle-aged women, as in the Midwest.

There I was, hanging laundry in my big whites--I was so embarassed.

by octopod December 17, 2006

kicker dog

Any dog roughly the size of a football, such as a Chihauhua or Yorkshire Terrier.

I went to her house and she had three squirrely kicker dogs running around in the living room.

by octopod October 29, 2006

whinging pommy bastard

Englishman that complains a lot; or, an Englishman. Whinge means to whine or to complain, a pommy or pommie is an Englishman, and bastard is just for emphasis.

Why do you Australians always talk about "whinging pommy bastards?"

by octopod November 5, 2006

fress

To eat gluttonously; to consume mass quantities like an animal.

From German and Yiddish "fressen", "to eat (referring to an animal)", as opposed to "essen," "to eat (referring to a human being)."

Sol and Sam were at the deli, fressing away on huge pastrami sandwiches.

by Octopod November 15, 2006

go all ghetto

Behave in a stereotypically African-American manner, either in dress, languance, or ass whuppin'.

If you don't shut up, I'ma go all ghetto on yo' triflin' cracka ass.

by octopod August 4, 2007

Serbian necktie

Method of assassination, in which the throat is slit and the victim's tongue is pulled through the cut, thus creating the impression of a grotesque cravat.

They found five Albanians in the ditch being devoured by wild dogs; each had a Serbian necktie.

by octopod February 22, 2008

dog in that fight

"I don't have a dog in that fight," means "I don't have a stake in the outcome." Not quite so strong as call somebody who gives a shit.

This expression is neo-Texan.

Russians are fighting Chechens. We Uruguayans don't have a dog in that fight.

by octopod November 13, 2007