octopod's definitions

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

colored

African-American. The former "polite" term, replaced by "Negro," then by "black," now by "African-American."

White folks in Washington
They sure know how
To call a colored man a nigger,
Just to see him bow.
-- Lead Belly, "Bourgeois Blues"

by octopod June 13, 2004

preppy Bolshevik

Anyone on NPR. Cookie-pushers, pinkos, and limousine liberals with expensive degrees, an air of moral superiority, and left politics. See bobo, Bolshevik.

Howard Dean is such a preppy Bolshevik, he's totally naive about the South.

by octopod November 9, 2003

Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.

What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.

by octopod May 1, 2005

harp

(1) A paddy, mick, Irishman. MIldly pejorative. Refers to the national instrument of Eire.
(2) A harmonica or mouth organ.

"I'm always sharp
When playin' the harp,
'Cause my heart belongs to Daddy!"
-- Cole Porter

by Octopod November 5, 2003

blow it out your bung hole

Insult, generally rejecting a concept or a proposal. See bung hole.

You say you're in love with me! Blow it out your bung hole.

by octopod November 22, 2003

brass monkey

A metaphorical thermometer. See witch's tit.

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"

by octopod May 29, 2004