octopod's definitions

French-looking

Rush Limbaugh's epithet for the ineffable Sen. John Kerry. Sod the Frogs!

The French-looking John Kerry and the Breck Girl were neck-and-neck in Iowa.

by octopod January 24, 2004

Zeropa

Europe, for what it's worth nowadays. See Chiraqistan.

In Zeropa, they're all hoity-toity about the US, but soon they'll be nothing but dhimmis.

by octopod May 15, 2004

perp

perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime

The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.

by Octopod November 12, 2003

a little light on his feet

Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual

The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.

by octopod July 16, 2011

flash

Pre-drawn designs for tattoos.

I was looking for flash of a shark.

by octopod February 18, 2004

cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

jug

Jail or prison; hoosegow, slammer, graybar motel, calaboose, up the river, the big house

You see a mug, lately outta da jug, and he's still lifting platinum fol-de-rol . . .

by Octopod November 9, 2003