obsidian's definitions

Viper

A fast american automobile (due to torque). World renoun for it speed and all-out rice killing abilites but still cannot touch a Corvette Z06.

"Why can't i beat a Viper? I though my civic was fast enough!"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

NOS

An acranom for the company Nitrous Oxyside System. Nothing else. Not nawwss. It a companies name. A ricer's last resort in an argument.

"dood whatz NOS stand for?)

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

NSX

eNN-Ess-eX

Honda engeneering company's mid engined sports car. Sold as an Acura in North America and as a Honda elsewhere.

A shity loser car that costs over $80,000 yet has the less engine power (torque) than an Grand Prix GTP. Truly a sad piece of shit.

by Obsidian March 14, 2003

spite

An internal fealing of extreme hatred and on ocasions other emotions at the same time (envy, fobia, more hatred). In most ocasions spite can cous psychopathy, an urge to hurt, an urge to kill, a deathwish or simply loosing consiousness and regaining it at a random place (police station, hospital, graveyard, friends house, dumpster, etc) covored with blood and with a very sharp object in one hand.

note: spite is much more as hatred, in the same mannar as love is much more tha likence

Spite coused jimmy to go insane and sloughter his classroom with an ak-47

by obsidian January 20, 2005

Caucus

An intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted.

"Man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

ricers

Any group of white suburban teenagers whom drive cars (that they think are fast once loaded with mounds of useless non-preformance inproving parts)that their parents bought them. (noted for their inablity to pronounce race as it comes out as rice)

"There are lots of ricers around here today. We must be in suburbia"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002