samid

King light $kin realist nigga in the game
KL$ (Samid) will fuck yo bitch
by Obsidian June 09, 2017
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Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.
by obsidian March 22, 2004
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NOS

An acranom for the company Nitrous Oxyside System. Nothing else. Not nawwss. It a companies name. A ricer's last resort in an argument.
"dood whatz NOS stand for?)
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
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Proon

Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..

Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.

Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Example one: Old Woman
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.

Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.

Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!

Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.



Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!
by Obsidian April 23, 2005
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Viper

A fast american automobile (due to torque). World renoun for it speed and all-out rice killing abilites but still cannot touch a Corvette Z06.
"Why can't i beat a Viper? I though my civic was fast enough!"
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
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fucknads

A very annoying person. Used when no other insult comes to mind.
Get away from me, fucknad!
by obsidian March 22, 2004
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