obsidian's definitions

fucknads

A very annoying person. Used when no other insult comes to mind.

Get away from me, fucknad!

by obsidian March 22, 2004

Caucus

An intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted.

"Man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

Corvette

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).

"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

ricers

Any group of white suburban teenagers whom drive cars (that they think are fast once loaded with mounds of useless non-preformance inproving parts)that their parents bought them. (noted for their inablity to pronounce race as it comes out as rice)

"There are lots of ricers around here today. We must be in suburbia"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

Viper

A fast american automobile (due to torque). World renoun for it speed and all-out rice killing abilites but still cannot touch a Corvette Z06.

"Why can't i beat a Viper? I though my civic was fast enough!"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

NOS

An acranom for the company Nitrous Oxyside System. Nothing else. Not nawwss. It a companies name. A ricer's last resort in an argument.

"dood whatz NOS stand for?)

by Obsidian November 19, 2002