3 definitions by nzowl

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

Pull the other one

Sarcastic response to someone who is taking the mickey

Shortened version of "Pull the other one, it's got bells on it."

"A truthful politician? Pull the other one!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

Old fella

Slang term for a penis.

"Jim whipped his old fella out to take a leak"

by nzowl December 15, 2003