Definitions by nypaliguy
Climaxing the corporate ladder
Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!
Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!
Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!
Climaxing the corporate ladder by nypaliguy June 28, 2010
ass patting
Example 1:
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
ass patting by nypaliguy January 21, 2010
daylight squint
To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.
Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.
Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.
Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!
Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!
Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!
daylight squint by nypaliguy January 20, 2010
virginetic
virginetic by nypaliguy November 23, 2009
naked shit
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
naked shit by nypaliguy November 9, 2009
nude shit
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge nude shit!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge nude shit!
Off-Lease
Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!
Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.
Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?
Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.
Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?