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Dickgrip

The name of the grip one performs during Masturbation.
Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?
by norTnoJ August 31, 2016
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Mailfag

A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.
Mailfag's here!
by norTnoJ May 7, 2018
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Angry Chair

Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"
"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."
by norTnoJ August 23, 2016
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Jerkmobile

The nickname a vehicle receives if someone Jerks their Dick off in it.
Isaac: Hey, where's Stan?
Jake: He's in the Jerkmobile.
Isaac: Oh God.
by norTnoJ September 7, 2016
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SMFGO

"Shitting my fucking guts out"

When one is defecating violently, whether it be through dysentery, IBS, Del Taco, etc.
Billiam: Hey you going to the Lakers game tonight?

Theodore: Ain't doing too hot, man. SMFGO
by norTnoJ March 30, 2021
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Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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Lennying

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.
The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.
Fred: Hey, Dave?
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by norTnoJ December 5, 2016
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