norTnoJ's definitions

Jerkmobile

The nickname a vehicle receives if someone Jerks their Dick off in it.

Isaac: Hey, where's Stan?
Jake: He's in the Jerkmobile.
Isaac: Oh God.

by norTnoJ September 7, 2016

SMFGO

"Shitting my fucking guts out"

When one is defecating violently, whether it be through dysentery, IBS, Del Taco, etc.

Billiam: Hey you going to the Lakers game tonight?

Theodore: Ain't doing too hot, man. SMFGO

by norTnoJ March 30, 2021

Lennying

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.
The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.

Fred: Hey, Dave?
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by norTnoJ December 5, 2016

Mailfag

A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.

Mailfag's here!

by norTnoJ May 7, 2018

Angry Chair

Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"

"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."

by norTnoJ August 23, 2016

Order 666

Not to be confused with Order 66, Order 666 is a contingency order for the Grand Army of the Republic, wherein all Clone Units are instructed to drag out the Amp and start blasting Metal like no tomorrow.

Palpatine: Execute Order 666
Clone Commander: With Pleasure, Sir.
SLAYER INTENSIFIES

by norTnoJ September 13, 2016

Dickgrip

The name of the grip one performs during Masturbation.

Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?

by norTnoJ August 31, 2016