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Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?
by norTnoJ August 31, 2016
Get the Dickgrip mug.A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.
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by norTnoJ May 7, 2018
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Get the Jerkmobile mug."Shitting my fucking guts out"
When one is defecating violently, whether it be through dysentery, IBS, Del Taco, etc.
When one is defecating violently, whether it be through dysentery, IBS, Del Taco, etc.
by norTnoJ March 30, 2021
Get the SMFGO mug.Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.
The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.
Fred: Hey, Dave?
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by norTnoJ December 5, 2016
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