4 definitions by noodles montgomery
Bob was horny, and the girl he met at the bar was not that attractive...but he WAS horny, so he took her to a motel to tap it and scrap it
by noodles montgomery December 1, 2008
by noodles montgomery November 20, 2008
by noodles montgomery November 29, 2016
A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.
Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.
by noodles montgomery October 19, 2009