noddy330's definitions

inductable

Not capable of being able to be passed though the duct, tube or tubular hole.

I just can't get that speaker cable through that hole in the wall - its inductable.

by Noddy330 June 19, 2009

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

sarcastic response when something trivial has happened, which is taken very badly and seriously by someone

perp1: I'm devastated! Pentominoes have just stopped making may favourite pizza.
perp2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

joe1: I've just spilled oil on my favourite jeans and ruined them!. I'll never get another pair like that
joe2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

by noddy330 June 21, 2009

obin nobin gobin dobin

friendly response to a mate when they have done something stupid or out of character

mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer down me kecks
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.

chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!

by noddy330 June 21, 2009

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

brewster

An alternative name for a brew (a drink of tea or coffee)
Often preceded by several rhyming nonsense words

Brewster anyone?

Get the pot on. I'm ready for a diskster dockster dewster brewster

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

ster

Appended to a hard-sounding single-syllabled word to make it more softer sounding and more friendly and light, but without changing its meaning. Sometimes preceded by a similar sounding irrelevant words for dramatic effect. Usage originates from the North of England.

Get the pot on. I'm ready for a brewster.

Isn't that train duester by now? I've been waiting ages.

Wait for me. I need the bogster before we go for the chipsters.

Get the ale in, you knobster

by noddy330 June 23, 2009