noddy330's definitions

obin nobin gobin dobin

friendly response to a mate when they have done something stupid or out of character

mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer down me kecks
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.

chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!

by noddy330 June 21, 2009

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

sarcastic response when something trivial has happened, which is taken very badly and seriously by someone

perp1: I'm devastated! Pentominoes have just stopped making may favourite pizza.
perp2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

joe1: I've just spilled oil on my favourite jeans and ruined them!. I'll never get another pair like that
joe2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

by noddy330 June 21, 2009

inductable

Not capable of being able to be passed though the duct, tube or tubular hole.

I just can't get that speaker cable through that hole in the wall - its inductable.

by Noddy330 June 19, 2009

repidundant

Use of many word with the same meaning when just one would do, to add humor to an email or conversation

I've got enough nominations so I'm closing, completing, concluding, finishing, finishing off, finalizing, winding up, wrapping up, terminating, polishing off, ending, and stopping the list

That guy with the talking suitcase is mad, crazy, nutty, loony, loopy, wacko, bonkers, demented, dotty, gaga, headcase, nutcase, fruitcase, suitcase, screwball, etc, etc;

Cheers, Prost, Gayola, Na zdraví, Skål, Slainte, and everything, and stuff, and all that.

Ace, first-rate, spiffing, super, wicked, wizzo, and everything, and stuff, and all that.

That's enough redundipition and repidundant

by noddy330 June 24, 2009

ster

Appended to a hard-sounding single-syllabled word to make it more softer sounding and more friendly and light, but without changing its meaning. Sometimes preceded by a similar sounding irrelevant words for dramatic effect. Usage originates from the North of England.

Get the pot on. I'm ready for a brewster.

Isn't that train duester by now? I've been waiting ages.

Wait for me. I need the bogster before we go for the chipsters.

Get the ale in, you knobster

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009