nocturnal's definitions

bestfuck

Jalli 2k17

Bestfuck is the grooms bff

by Nocturnal September 17, 2017

benzocaine

A skateboarding grind in which the rider preforms a sugarcane and rotates another 180 degrees out, effectively completing an overall 360 degree rotation.

The trick was originated by skater Brian El.

The first few times i tried a benzocaine on my flatbar, i totally ate shit!

by nocturnal March 3, 2008

raster grind

A skateboarding grind in which the back trucks grind while the nose of the board starts out pointing over the object and ends with the nose pointing away from the object.

This grind is a combination of a salad grind, and a suski grind. The rider transitions from one grind to the other.

The grind was originated by Brian El and was named after the sweeping effect seen on old radar displays.

The last time i saw Brian do a raster grind was on a marble ledge downtown.

by nocturnal March 3, 2008

kerpwnt

To be owned.

j00 got uber kerpwnt!

by nocturnal January 23, 2003

chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

by nocturnal June 25, 2006

handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

by nocturnal January 3, 2005

pwnt

A sarcastic typo of ownt. See Ownt.

i pwnt j00 newb.

by nocturnal January 23, 2003