nocturnal's definitions

chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

by nocturnal June 25, 2006

handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

by nocturnal January 3, 2005

pwnt

A sarcastic typo of ownt. See Ownt.

i pwnt j00 newb.

by nocturnal January 23, 2003

Ownt

Variant of: Owned. See Owned.

I ownt him by running him over in a jeep.

by nocturnal January 23, 2003

reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.

most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.

by nocturnal February 8, 2007

dr. dew

Mixed beverage containing approximately 2/3rds Mountain Dew and 1/3rd Dr. Pepper.

If you're gonna do the dew, consult your doctor! dr. dew.

by nocturnal April 30, 2006

kicky

The kicking of legs by someone who is grumpy, whiney or uncomfortable. Small children often exhibit this kind of behavior.

If you don't stop with the kicky, I'm gonna break out the body pillow shield!

by nocturnal June 22, 2006