dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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cheekmuncher

one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.
Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.
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nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it
Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.
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T.H.O

Titty Hard On the act of ones nipples contracting and getting "hard"
Maggie was embarassed because all her class mates could see her T.H.O through her shirt.
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phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
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homofagtard

a menatlly challanged gay bandit.
Bob married Chris not knowing he was a homofagtard.
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