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ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
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hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.
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dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.
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dickhead

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!
Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead
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Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.
Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.
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cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.
Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty
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