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dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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bad aim

the act of trying to ecajulate in ur partners mouth and accidentaly shooting them in the eye.
Kimberly needed to have her eye removed due to Roberts bad aim.
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T.H.O

Titty Hard On the act of ones nipples contracting and getting "hard"
Maggie was embarassed because all her class mates could see her T.H.O through her shirt.
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5 pounds

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.
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blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.
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nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it
Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.
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tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies
1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher
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