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Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.

Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country

todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.

i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

sac-affixiation

the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.

Molly's grandfather died of sac-affixiation

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

deep throater

one who can take a mans full penis length in their mouth without gagging. *note if the penis is less than 5 inches deep throating is not possible*

Maggie was known as a deep throater all throughout her school.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003