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hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.
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dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
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bad aim

the act of trying to ecajulate in ur partners mouth and accidentaly shooting them in the eye.
Kimberly needed to have her eye removed due to Roberts bad aim.
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nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it
Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.
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tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies
1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher
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cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.
Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty
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