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dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
mugGet the dog foodmug.

ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
mugGet the ass piratemug.

hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.
mugGet the hard drivemug.

fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.
Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.
mugGet the fried-cat-ballsmug.

Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie
u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!
mugGet the Thongmug.

5 pounds

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.
mugGet the 5 poundsmug.

nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it
Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.
mugGet the nasalectomymug.

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