ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.

Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

dickhead

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!

Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it

Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies

1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003