nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith's definitions

fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.

Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

dickhead

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!

Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

cheekmuncher

one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.

Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it

Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003