23 definitions by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals has broken off inside the hooker
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it
Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003