21 definitions by no_one_2000
A clever way of denoting an ellipsis (those three dots "..."). It's commonly used after an idiot makes a stupid remark.
by no_one_2000 January 9, 2005
"1337" typed with the shift-key pressed. Seen most commonly from n00bs who type in all caps (but are too stupid to use the caps lock key), or by those making fun of n00bs.
by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005
Pzwn is the "ghetto" version of pwn, a word which I'm sure all heard used before in online gaming or on IRC. Pwn -> Pizzwn -> Pzwn.
by no_one_2000 March 19, 2005
A suffix that enhances the 1337ness of a word or statement. Common -x0r words are h4x0r, sux0r, fux0r, r0x0r, b0x0r, c0x0r, dix0r, jox0r, and sex0r. Any word that ends with a -cks sound can easily adopt the -x0r ending. See also z0r, the similar suffix used for words that do not have the -cks ending. (pwnz0r, etc.)
- omg!!!!1111111oneone i am t3h h4x0r
- wtf u sux0r
- my gf sux0red my c0x0r last night
- d00d u totally r0x0r my b0x0rz
- fux0r! windoze crashed and i lost meh file!
- wtf u sux0r
- my gf sux0red my c0x0r last night
- d00d u totally r0x0r my b0x0rz
- fux0r! windoze crashed and i lost meh file!
by no_one_2000 January 22, 2005
"To be or not to be, that is the question." It is believed that Shakespeare was actually a Java programmer and this famous line was originally recorded as
boolean question = (_2b)||!(_2b);
But that's just a legend... ;-)
boolean question = (_2b)||!(_2b);
But that's just a legend... ;-)
by no_one_2000 January 4, 2005
(Definition A)
The 1337 way of noting that you must leave. As most people chatting online are lazy, they always look for shortened ways to convey their messages. In this way, the evolution of this term has inarguably reached its peak.
"Gotta go" -> "g2g" -> "g to g" -> "g/g" -> "1"
Thus, from idiom to abbreviation to mathematical ratio, we have 1.
(Definition B)
Again, along the lines of 1337, groups of 1s may be used to end exclamatory sentences, usually for the purpose of mocking n00bs who greatly overuse exclamation marks and fail to release the 1 key before the "Shift" key. May be used with extra extensions such as "one", "eleven", "sin(x)^2+cos(x)^2", or "-(e^(pi*i))". See the example for greater detail.
(Definition C)
For younger children, especially those recently potty-trained, a brief system of number codes is used to prevent embarrassment when a child audibly requests to use visit the restroom in public. Urination is referred to as "1", excrement is "2".
The 1337 way of noting that you must leave. As most people chatting online are lazy, they always look for shortened ways to convey their messages. In this way, the evolution of this term has inarguably reached its peak.
"Gotta go" -> "g2g" -> "g to g" -> "g/g" -> "1"
Thus, from idiom to abbreviation to mathematical ratio, we have 1.
(Definition B)
Again, along the lines of 1337, groups of 1s may be used to end exclamatory sentences, usually for the purpose of mocking n00bs who greatly overuse exclamation marks and fail to release the 1 key before the "Shift" key. May be used with extra extensions such as "one", "eleven", "sin(x)^2+cos(x)^2", or "-(e^(pi*i))". See the example for greater detail.
(Definition C)
For younger children, especially those recently potty-trained, a brief system of number codes is used to prevent embarrassment when a child audibly requests to use visit the restroom in public. Urination is referred to as "1", excrement is "2".
(A)
<Easton> and I TRIED to ask her out, but apparently she isn't interested...
<no_one_2000> Crap, you'll have to finish the story later--my mom wants to use the computer. 1
(B)
<master> y can i nvr win
<master> I H8 DIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
<master> SUM1 HLEP!!!!!
<mikeejimbo> OMFGZ0RZ!!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneoneelevenone1111!1!!111
<mikeejimbo> Here's a better idea: Shut he hell up, n00b.
(C)
Kid: Mommy! Mommy! I have to go!
Mother: Is it 1 or 2?
Kid: It's 1!
Mother: Then just hold it until we get home.
<Easton> and I TRIED to ask her out, but apparently she isn't interested...
<no_one_2000> Crap, you'll have to finish the story later--my mom wants to use the computer. 1
(B)
<master> y can i nvr win
<master> I H8 DIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
<master> SUM1 HLEP!!!!!
<mikeejimbo> OMFGZ0RZ!!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneoneelevenone1111!1!!111
<mikeejimbo> Here's a better idea: Shut he hell up, n00b.
(C)
Kid: Mommy! Mommy! I have to go!
Mother: Is it 1 or 2?
Kid: It's 1!
Mother: Then just hold it until we get home.
by no_one_2000 July 12, 2005
The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.
Comparison of Java to QBASIC
Java:
public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}
QBASIC:
?"Hi"
Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.
Java:
public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}
QBASIC:
?"Hi"
Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.
by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005