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borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
by no snitchin May 5, 2018
mugGet the borderline retardmug.

send it

yikes i think i’m gonna send it
by no snitchin December 9, 2019
mugGet the send itmug.

bermuda crack

the crack between the 2 front sets of a car and the console. if you drop something into the bermuda crack, theres a good chance you won't be able to get it out without having to take the seat out or painfully shoving your hand into it to get whatever it is you dropped out.
"i dropped a bunch of fries into the bermuda crack, now my car smalls like mcdonalds"
" i spilled the weed into the bermuda crack, sorry bro"

"my $20 just fell into the bermuda crack, never getting that back"
by no snitchin August 10, 2017
mugGet the bermuda crackmug.

disorder attention seeker

a girl who pretends that she has a mental disease/disorder such as depression, anxiety, OCD, etc. to look cool or popular and/or receive special attention. very selfish and rude to people who were clinically diagnosed with the disorder
disorder attention seeker: im such a clean freak i think i have OCD!!!1111!!!!!111
by no snitchin November 2, 2014
mugGet the disorder attention seekermug.

git

yeah hes cute but hes like a git”
by no snitchin November 16, 2017
mugGet the gitmug.

personality faker

a person who copies your taste in music, clothes, makeup, hair, style, etc. and fakes their own real personality because they're jealous or want to be friends with you
me: i really like punk rock
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?
by no snitchin November 2, 2014
mugGet the personality fakermug.

tard mode

an episode of full on stupidity, nonsense, and basically full on retard behavior
“i was so hyper this morning i was on straight tard mode”
“bro those xans always got him on tard mode”
by no snitchin May 31, 2018
mugGet the tard modemug.

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