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Definitions by no snitchin

yikes i think i’m gonna send it
send it by no snitchin December 9, 2019

tard mode 

an episode of full on stupidity, nonsense, and basically full on retard behavior
“i was so hyper this morning i was on straight tard mode”
“bro those xans always got him on tard mode”
tard mode by no snitchin May 31, 2018

heartass 

a word for a lovesick fool, someone who gives another person, their everything receiving nothing in return. having a hopeless crush on someone, or not being to let go of the people who clearly have no interest or care for you
person 1: i told jake how i felt about him, maybe hell actually make a move
person 2: it’s been 3 years, you're such a heartass
heartass by no snitchin May 17, 2018

borderline retard 

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
much like the friendzone, the gayzone happens when the person of interest assumes that you are gay and treats you as if you're a friend, when you're actually attracted to them and have been trying to show that you like them. happens especially to bisexual people. may talk about their ex's or their crushes with you, making you feel even shittier about yourself.
"i have a crush on john but he talks about olivia and how hot she is to me, im pretty sure he gayzoned me"

"i told rick that he was hot and he asked if i was straight, i love being gay zoned!!!!"
gayzone by no snitchin April 19, 2018
yeah hes cute but hes like a git”
git by no snitchin November 16, 2017

tweaker shake 

the shake that tweaker’s have basically all the time. most likely nerve damage from their hard drugs.
“have you seen uncle jake recently?”
“no, why?”
“well he’s got tweaker shake now”
“damn is it bad?”
tweaker shake by no snitchin October 23, 2017