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The definitions you see on the Vote feature prove how much of a hellhole this site has become.
by nlolhere July 5, 2020
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The Internet

The Internet is hell.
by nlolhere June 21, 2020
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loading

The worst word in the world for impatient people
“Loading...”
“Any second now”

*5 minutes later*

“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”

*10 thousand years later*

Finished loading”
OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
by nlolhere July 17, 2020
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🔁

500 🔁 and I’ll ask my crush out!
by nlolhere July 6, 2020
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red flag

a bad sign of what’s to come
I think the first red flag was when my supposed date started lying to me a lot.
by nlolhere June 29, 2020
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coomer

A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom
Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.

Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.
by nlolhere May 28, 2020
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Libra

1. The seventh zodiac sign for people that were born from Sept. 23- Oct. 22

2. The name of a new cryptocurrency Facebook is putting out, which will compete with the U.S. dollar. Needless to say, this will probably either fall flat on it’s face or help Facebook take over the world and steal or help people to steal several people’s money.
1. Hold on, I need to check the Libra section for today’s horoscope.

2. Guy 1 in the future: “Can I pay you with Libra?”
Guy 2 also in the future: “You invested in that? You a dumbass or sum?”
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
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