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Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.
A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.
by nlolhere June 25, 2020
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purple heart

A military medal that is given to a U.S. Army soldier who was wounded in battle by an enemy soldier, or to a soldier who is related to an MIA or killed soldier who was killed/missing in battle
"I got shot and survived by an enemy soldier during the War of Iraq, so i got a purple heart medal."
by nlolhere July 16, 2020
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(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

The first thing you see when you try to sign in to urban dictionary
hey you should sign in (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ
by nlolhere February 27, 2021
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MIDI swap

A MIDI track but with the instruments changed, or played with a different Soundfont
This sounds really great for a MIDI swap.
by nlolhere July 7, 2021
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RMX

short for “remix
by nlolhere December 25, 2020
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hater

A person who hates on people nonstop for little to no reason.

This word is commonly misused by narcissist douches who can’t take constructive criticism and realize that they themselves are the haters. Never trust those types of people.
Correct use: “I said “hi” to that dude and he told me that i was fat and that i should jump off a cliff! What a hater!”
Incorrect use: “Did that guy seriously just tell me that I should probably use a better mic in my videos so I could have better sound quality, and then recommend me a bunch of cheap affordable brands which make great quality mics? What a stupid hater, hope he gets a cactus shoved up his ass!“
by nlolhere September 10, 2020
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school

An entirely obsolete thing that doesn’t educate people at all after 3rd grade because they refuse to understand everything they’re talking about can be easily looked up on the Internet or done with other tools. Need to solve a math problem? Use a calculator. Need to read something? You’re already doing it. Need to write something? That should be easy, and if it’s not, look up how. Need to recall social studies, science, or other information? Look it up. Want to learn Art or Music or a foreign language? Practice a lot on it and dedicate a lot of time and effort for learning it, like you should with all hobbies. Anything else? Look it up. Unless you are planning on becoming a teacher, you will never need to know any of this info, and even then you can just look up all of that information. The only good part about it is that it can help extend your social circle, meet new friends ,and become socially active. If it doesn’t do that for you, well, you’re out of luck.
School is obsolete and it’s only purpose is to help get you a good job that will make you a lot of money.
by nlolhere June 25, 2020
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