nlolhere's definitions

Suicidebait

Making a threat to commit suicide for attention (or for something else you want) without ever planning to follow through with it.

That asshole said that if he would shoot himself if he didn’t hit his $10,000 goal on Patreon in a week he would shoot himself. It’s been stuck on $400 for over a month now and he’s still alive. Can’t believe he thought people would fall for his suicidebait like that.

by nlolhere March 18, 2022

Dislike

What seemingly nearly everyone on Urban Dictionary does when they see a definition.

My passion is to go on Urban Dictionary and dislike every post there. Trust me, it’s not a waste of time, Mom! Neither is having sex with my waifu body pillow. It’s normal, trust me.

by nlolhere June 8, 2020

Piracy

Downloading and distributing copyrighted content (music, software, games, audio, etc.) for free and without permission. Despite it being illegal, it’s way more common than you would think. You’ve most likely watched pirated content before.

An example of piracy is downloading an entire movie for free and then posting it on YouTube without editing it at all.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

school

An entirely obsolete thing that doesn’t educate people at all after 3rd grade because they refuse to understand everything they’re talking about can be easily looked up on the Internet or done with other tools. Need to solve a math problem? Use a calculator. Need to read something? You’re already doing it. Need to write something? That should be easy, and if it’s not, look up how. Need to recall social studies, science, or other information? Look it up. Want to learn Art or Music or a foreign language? Practice a lot on it and dedicate a lot of time and effort for learning it, like you should with all hobbies. Anything else? Look it up. Unless you are planning on becoming a teacher, you will never need to know any of this info, and even then you can just look up all of that information. The only good part about it is that it can help extend your social circle, meet new friends ,and become socially active. If it doesn’t do that for you, well, you’re out of luck.

School is obsolete and it’s only purpose is to help get you a good job that will make you a lot of money.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

2020

The year that keeps getting worse! Fires, war, coronavirus, the CCP, the death of your social life, and more!

...At least we have slightly better memes than the rest of the years...

2020 is the bane of my existence. The Internet is the only thing helping me during this time, except for the fact that it is seemingly almost impossible to not end up doomscrolling.

I just want to go on a vacation, man...

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

armed

having a gun or a type of weapon

The man was armed in case someone attempted to rob him

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

tranny

A derogatory name for a transgender person

Person 1: “Hey everyone, look at that stupid tranny!”
Person 2: “That’s not nice.”

by nlolhere July 16, 2020