nlolhere's definitions

RMX

short for “remix”

Martin Garrix - Animals RMX

by nlolhere December 25, 2020

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Avetard

A derogatory term for a person living in Avenue apartments in Oklahoma, which is known for having a multitude of Oklahoma University students. These students are often stupid as fuck and misbehave all the time, hence the name aveTARD.

Those goddamn avetards are partying all night again, don’t they know there’s school tomorrow

by nlolhere July 18, 2020

purple heart

A military medal that is given to a U.S. Army soldier who was wounded in battle by an enemy soldier, or to a soldier who is related to an MIA or killed soldier who was killed/missing in battle

"I got shot and survived by an enemy soldier during the War of Iraq, so i got a purple heart medal."

by nlolhere July 16, 2020

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

The first thing you see when you try to sign in to urban dictionary

hey you should sign in (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

by nlolhere February 27, 2021

shaken not stirred

How James Bond likes his martinis.

“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me

by nlolhere August 5, 2020

FC

In rhythm games (Osu!, Guitar Hero, Stepmania, etc.) it means “Full Combo”. It’s basically completing an entire map or section of a map without missing a single note.

Woah dude, that FC was amazing

by nlolhere June 25, 2020