nlolhere's definitions

BitLife

A great mobile game where you can live out an entire fucking life, die, and then live another life.

The only thing that sucks about BitLife is that you have to pay for a lot of the best features. On the bright side, it’s only $5

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

Piracy

Downloading and distributing copyrighted content (music, software, games, audio, etc.) for free and without permission. Despite it being illegal, it’s way more common than you would think. You’ve most likely watched pirated content before.

An example of piracy is downloading an entire movie for free and then posting it on YouTube without editing it at all.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Special K

1. (noun) slang for the psychedelic drug ketamine, based on the cereal (see 2.)

2. (noun) a type of cereal from the brand Kellogg’s, usually has types of berries/fruit in it

1. “Ay my man you wanna trip on some Special K at my house?”

2. “Dad, can I please have some Special K for breakfast?”

by nlolhere June 21, 2020

Suicidebait

Making a threat to commit suicide for attention (or for something else you want) without ever planning to follow through with it.

That asshole said that if he would shoot himself if he didn’t hit his $10,000 goal on Patreon in a week he would shoot himself. It’s been stuck on $400 for over a month now and he’s still alive. Can’t believe he thought people would fall for his suicidebait like that.

by nlolhere March 18, 2022

furry

A person who likes wearing animal suits/costumes. These suits usually have a lot of fur on them, hence “furry”.

Not all of these people are perverts who sexualize animals btw. Most furries are just normal people who like wearing animal costumes sometimes.

The perverts in the furry community are usually called “mursuiters”. Remember that

My friend Julie is a furry. She likes going to conventions and wearing suits sometimes

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

Dislike

What seemingly nearly everyone on Urban Dictionary does when they see a definition.

My passion is to go on Urban Dictionary and dislike every post there. Trust me, it’s not a waste of time, Mom! Neither is having sex with my waifu body pillow. It’s normal, trust me.

by nlolhere June 8, 2020

MIA

short for missing in action. basically a member of the armed forces who didn't return home after serving, and whose whereabouts are unknown. may or may not be dead

Guy 1: "My dad is MIA, I saw him leave to go to the military years ago, and then I never saw or heard from him again. Nobody knows where he is"
Guy 2: "That's sad"

by nlolhere July 16, 2020