nlolhere's definitions

shaken not stirred

How James Bond likes his martinis.

“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me

by nlolhere August 5, 2020

red flag

a bad sign of what’s to come

I think the first red flag was when my supposed date started lying to me a lot.

by nlolhere June 29, 2020

loading

The worst word in the world for impatient people

“Loading...”
“Any second now”

*5 minutes later*

“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”

*10 thousand years later*

“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”

by nlolhere July 17, 2020

🔁

On Twitter, it means retweet

500 🔁 and I’ll ask my crush out!

by nlolhere July 6, 2020

Vote

A part of Urban Dictionary that asks you if you which definition you want in Urban Dictionary; either the 5012th circlejerk “everyone with this name is so nice and has a big cock” definition made by a 13 year old girl, a definition that only the author’s friends and family will get, a definition that has personal info or a personal event in it, a definition that’s obvious hate speech, a biased definition that was sounds like it was made by a 7-year-old, a made up word or definition that has never been used at all anywhere, and finally, a rare definition that’s actually good and tells you the stuff you need to know.

The definitions you see on the Vote feature prove how much of a hellhole this site has become.

by nlolhere July 5, 2020

The Internet

Hell.

The Internet is hell.

by nlolhere June 21, 2020

utopia

A fictional place where everything is perfect and no one ever does bad things. They can never exist because humanity just isn’t perfect. Everyone has flaws. Including you. And me.

If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.

Utopias would be hell if they existed.

Thank goodness there’s no such thing as a utopia

by nlolhere August 3, 2020