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Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

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Avetard

A derogatory term for a person living in Avenue apartments in Oklahoma, which is known for having a multitude of Oklahoma University students. These students are often stupid as fuck and misbehave all the time, hence the name aveTARD.

Those goddamn avetards are partying all night again, don’t they know there’s school tomorrow

by nlolhere July 18, 2020

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secret way

An alternate route in a Geometry Dash level that usually makes the level free or easier, and is mainly empty space. Secret ways are not usually the intended way to complete the level, and often go unnoticed by level creators who aren't paying attention.

I found a secret way in Dimension Machine! At the part near the end with the blocks you can go through, go down after the first set of blocks and the rest of the level is free!

by nlolhere July 14, 2021

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