njriv's definitions

Anticipation boner

The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.

I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.

by njriv April 7, 2010

incontibent

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.

Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?

by njriv June 19, 2016