2 definitions by njriv
The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.
I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.
by njriv April 7, 2010
When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.
Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?
by njriv June 19, 2016