14 definitions by nj

Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

by nj April 27, 2003

costcoke

Any of the numerous low-quality brands of cola found in supermarkets and Costco, hence the name

"Pepsi Vanilla tastes like a Costcoke verison of Vanilla Coke.

by nj September 18, 2003

cremeiux

a dumb slut who takes it in the butt, he's not good at anything but being a dirty tramp

lets go fuck cremeiux in the ass

by nj April 10, 2003

token dog

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.

The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.

by nj December 19, 2003

dumbdumb

a dumb little slut named kristen who cant add, read, or do anything right. hobbies include being a complete loser, and occasionaly being a total retard

shut the fuck up dumb dumb

by nj April 10, 2003

check plus

An exclamation to be used when something really good has happened

"I just got an A on my test. Check plus!"

by nj February 23, 2006

french

1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"

by nj April 27, 2003