2 definitions by ninjatigerbatman
Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.
WAITRESS: May I take your order?
PUSSYFACE: What?
WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?
PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
WAITRESS: May I take your order?
PUSSYFACE: What?
WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?
PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013
Vinny is attempting to cross the street while carrying a sack of recently dismembered cow penises. As he steps off the sidewalk, a bicycle messenger rams into him at full speed, tossing the penises everywhere and causing a compound fracture in Vinny's left knee.
Vinny: "Check, please."
Vinny: "Check, please."
by ninjatigerbatman July 8, 2011