nilethe146's definitions

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

Millennial

The generation of people born from the early 80's to the early 2000's. Also known as the best generation ever. Many people like to criticize them for being entitled and lazy, but millennials have more education than any previous generation which disproves the laziness claim. There is no strict definition for when the generation starts and ends, but people start it as early as the mid-70's and end it as late as the early 2000's. Common characteristics of millennials include their use of technology and prevalence on social media as well as a vast amount of student debt. Yay for the millennials!

I was born in 1996. That makes me a millennial.

by nilethe146 January 14, 2018

Bitch slap

To slap really hard across the face.

That girl bitch slapped that dude because he tried to flirt with her.

by nilethe146 April 16, 2017

Easter Bunny

A creature that poops candy and pees soda.

I found candy and soda on the driveway. The easter bunny must've come last night.

by nilethe146 May 2, 2017

Stinks

What stupid parents and teachers make you stay instead of sucks as a kid.

Kid: I have to go to bed now. It really sucks.
Parent: Don't say sucks. Say stinks instead.

by nilethe146 June 24, 2017

English Class

Classes that involve writing essays and reading text. Also known as the most boring type of class you will take in school. A hell of a lot different than math which is also known as the fun class.

I hate English class! Why can't everything be math?!!

by nilethe146 November 13, 2017

lick

A spanking

You got 66% on your math test. That is 4% below passing, so that means 4 licks with the belt.

by nilethe146 December 3, 2017