nilethe146's definitions

24-hour clock

The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.

Germany uses a 24-hour clock.

by nilethe146 June 2, 2014

Death Valley

A place in California where the highest temperature in the world was recorded at 134*F.

Death Valley makes California awesome!!!

by nilethe146 June 20, 2016

Little pi day

July 22. Called little pi day because of the approximation of pi 22/7.

Little pi day pales in comparison to actual pi day.

by nilethe146 August 19, 2014

Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 8, 2016

pineapple

What Spongebob lives in

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

by nilethe146 August 28, 2014

time

Something that only goes faster and faster as you get older.

January 1, 2057 - 12:09 AM
"The year's over already? Where did that time go?"

by nilethe146 June 11, 2015

Modified Diploma

A special type of High School Diploma designed specifically for special education students who can't meet the requirements to graduate high school due to a disability. It is basically useless. You can't use it to go to a college or anything. Not even community colleges will accept a Modified Diploma.

Bobby received a Modified Diploma because he was mentally retarded. Now, everyone is congratulating him at graduation even though he didn't have to meet any requirements to graduate.

by nilethe146 June 10, 2022