nilethe146's definitions

Running Shorts

Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.

Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!

Was she wearing yoga pants?

No she was wearing running shorts!

by nilethe146 May 2, 2015

Death Valley

A place in California where the highest temperature in the world was recorded at 134*F.

Death Valley makes California awesome!!!

by nilethe146 June 20, 2016

Little pi day

July 22. Called little pi day because of the approximation of pi 22/7.

Little pi day pales in comparison to actual pi day.

by nilethe146 August 19, 2014

24-hour clock

The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.

Germany uses a 24-hour clock.

by nilethe146 June 2, 2014

Whoopin' stick

A stick used to spank people.

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!

by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

Stinks

What stupid parents and teachers make you stay instead of sucks as a kid.

Kid: I have to go to bed now. It really sucks.
Parent: Don't say sucks. Say stinks instead.

by nilethe146 June 24, 2017

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018