nicole's definitions

Mattgasm

An experince one recieves when touching themselves at night and kills dinosaurs!! That being said it is like a whole new genre of Orgasm dedicated to Matty boo!!

NO, joke ladies I had the wetest Mattgasm.....Oh my G!!

by Nicole October 11, 2006

Lourdes Girl

one of the most fun crazy wild funny awesome exciting down girls you will ever meet in your entire teenage life

wow there goes a lourdes girl

by nicole February 28, 2005

thats beat

That's bad or "Oh that's too bad." Something along those lines.

I lost my keys.
"That's beat"

by Nicole May 11, 2004

xanga

1) The CNN.com of the gossip circuit.
2) Delayed chat rooms for people who have no life.

"So dude, that thing you xanga'd me was sooooo wrong...."

by Nicole September 8, 2004

He who walks behind the rows

A corn God from the movie "Children of the corn"

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?

by Nicole February 18, 2004

run

To dose up with an illicit drug (usually speed) as soon as one shows signs of coming off of a high, several times in a row (or until the user becomes too financially destitute or disorganized to continue), in an effort to avoid a "crash"

That three-day run left him broke, exhausted, and hallucinating.

by Nicole July 13, 2004

Golf Dads/Bowling Dads

Poor ignorant sods that like talking about boring shit and often say things like "Did you hear the one about the you-know-who?" or "shucks". Men who think all woman are are cute and have no other purpose besides to cook. Deds that ignore their kids and often go on "disability" so they wont have to pay child support and can go on with there wonderful and careless lives. Men who are too weak to kill themselves but everyone wishes they would.

what Bush would be if he hadn't taken the job of another dumbass for president

by nicole August 23, 2004