2 definitions by neonbrian
a botton on the telephones in the call center, primarily used to call someone a word or phrase containg profanity
bill: (whispers aside) im gonna hit the mute button.
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag
by neonbrian December 19, 2008
when something that is humorous or witty someone may say "i split my sides" refering to them laughing very hard
tim: whats 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer?
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides
by neonbrian December 19, 2008