nemo's definitions

janx

junk, stuff, thing

hey, slob, can you unload all that janx from the dishwasher.

by nemo August 11, 2003

Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002

Prairie Doggin

v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.

Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!

by nemo November 4, 2002

d'oh!

Side Note: When this term appears in scripts for The Simpsons, it appears as the words "ANNOYED GRUNT"

SCENE FOUR

Bart quickly flees the kitchen with Homer's wallet

BART: "See Ya, Home-Boy"
HOMER: {ANNOYED GRUNT}

by nemo March 30, 2004

kandis

A girl who hides behind a mask, but is truely beautiful on the inside. She may have a few quirks though.

Man shes weird, but shes kinda nice.

by Nemo August 29, 2004

pwnos

A variation on the word pwn. Used in Natural Selection (a half life mod) to describe the ultimate being on the alien team, the onos. When the other team aquires the onos, which sounds like own, the game usually ends shortly. becaues of its similar pronouciation to own, it evolved to ownos, and then finally to pwnos.

Teammate 1 - PWNOS AT BASE!!!
Teammate 2 - =(
Teammate 3 - my team is full of nubs

by nEmo December 2, 2004

juicy fruit

Juicy Fruit is a type of gum made by...Wrigley, I think. Also, Juciy Fruit can mean a gay man that looks good...to another gay man.

straight: wants some juicy fruit?
non-straight: i ain't gettin none from you! i already got my man!

by nemo April 30, 2004