nemo's definitions

pwnos

A variation on the word pwn. Used in Natural Selection (a half life mod) to describe the ultimate being on the alien team, the onos. When the other team aquires the onos, which sounds like own, the game usually ends shortly. becaues of its similar pronouciation to own, it evolved to ownos, and then finally to pwnos.

Teammate 1 - PWNOS AT BASE!!!
Teammate 2 - =(
Teammate 3 - my team is full of nubs

by nEmo December 2, 2004

can of worms

1) A can containing worms. Fishermen find this yucky and sticky.

2) A yucky situation better left alone.

Maybe you shouln't talk to Maria about that. You're about to open a can of worms.

by nemo February 17, 2004

d'oh!

Side Note: When this term appears in scripts for The Simpsons, it appears as the words "ANNOYED GRUNT"

SCENE FOUR

Bart quickly flees the kitchen with Homer's wallet

BART: "See Ya, Home-Boy"
HOMER: {ANNOYED GRUNT}

by nemo March 30, 2004

cap

Urban slang term for bullet or slug, originating from the noisy but harmless caps used with a child's cap-gun.

I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass.

by nemo October 23, 2002

Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002

Prairie Doggin

v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.

Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!

by nemo November 4, 2002

Mauritius

Mauritius is a small island in the Indian with about 1.3 Millions people living there. One of the favourite touristic destination. Don't wonder why!! It's got amazing beaches with amazing birds on them. If you are a beer drinker, then You must have the PHOENIX !!

by Nemo November 9, 2003