negger's definitions

jlevs

1. A cook during a beerbecue.

2. One who wears a Ben & Jerry's apron while smoking a cigar.

Oh my god dude, I was so hammered last night and this jlevs kept throwing food at me.

by negger April 13, 2006

small talk

When you come across that person you haven't seen in a while, but you really have no close connection with them anyways. But you know... you don't want to be rude and just walk right past them... so then it turns to a complete bullshitting session between you and this aquiantence.

Example conversation:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"

Example of small talk:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"

by negger April 3, 2005

tammysaddle

It's just one of those words that you say whenever you wanna jamp tammyschmeckle

Schmake: Kipe ass jammytaddle!!!
Fimp: Tap the japermike!
Schmake: No, simp schmike tammywaddle!
Pat the Phape: TAMMYSADDLE!

by Negger February 26, 2005

pound

A lot of weed.

Can I borrow a few thousand bucks from your six year old mother for a pound of weed?

by Negger October 20, 2003

shmidy fape

the purest form of fapedom

shmidy fayp
schmidy fape
schmidy fayp

The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!

by Negger October 31, 2004

spic heeb

See Vinnie Conte.

Dude, see that spic heeb in the scratched up red pickup truck? Thats Vinnie Conte!

by Negger November 4, 2003

VED

Acronym for: Violent Explosive Diarrhea

A 23-year-old man develops violent explosive diarrhea (VED), watery with blood, fecal leukocytes, and mucus approximately 3 days after eating chicken that was improperly cooked. Comma-shaped organisms were found in the fecal smear along with red blood cells and leukocytes. Which of the following pathogens is the most likely cause of these symptoms?

A. Campylobacter jejuni
B. Enterotoxigenic E. coli
C. Shigella sonnei
D. Staphylococcus aureus
E. Vibrio cholera

The correct answer is A.

by negger March 5, 2005