2 definitions by necrophilicdemoness

American Dream

The act of deliberately making oneself pass out or inducing a seizure. Done by obscuring the mouth and nose with one's hands, deliberately hyperventilating for 15 seconds, then getting a friend to hit you in the chest (and ideally catch you when you pass out or have a seizure.).

'X did the American Dream in class and had a seizure. His eyes were rolling up in his head.'

by necrophilicdemoness October 21, 2007

would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008