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Exaggeration of completely made of story of one person to get attention or steal the others thunder. Usually done by a competitive person
Person 1: She just one-upped me
Person 2: Yeah, she just wants attention.
by nbunch81 April 12, 2016
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The archer, and the 9th sign of the zodiac. Sags are philosophical, loves to travel, blunt, and optimistic. They're kind, loyal, independent, and contrary to popular belief, not all are loud, there are some quiet sags. They usually have athletic with nice legs, nice round butts, and nice legs. The depiction that Sags have a "horsey" appearence is a myth as they're usually quiet attractive (male, and female). Sagittarians also tend to get along really well with Scorpios, and they end up being best friends, or dating, they also get along really well with Pisces.

Famous Sagittarians Include:

Alyssa Milano
Amanda Seyfried
Gena Lee Nolin
Jennifer Connelly

Natasha Bedingfield
Susan Dey
Christina Applegate
Kaley Cuoco
Ridley Scott
Jonathan Knight
Billy Idol
Boris Karloff
Jimi Henrdix
Bruce Lee
Jim Morrison
Andy Grammer

...To name a few
Girl 1: Look how hot that guy is!
Girl 2: That's because he's a Sagittarius!
by nbunch81 February 19, 2016
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When one does the exact opposite of what they're opposed to
Woman: That guy always contradicts himself by doing the opposite of what he says.
Woman 2: I know, he's such a hypocrite.
by nbunch81 April 17, 2016
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The most beautiful, and the rarest eye color. Other women don't have them tend to be jealous of women with green eyes because they're so unique. Brown eyes are common, and blue eyes look generic!
Guy 1: That woman is drop dead gorgeous!
Guys 2: It's because she has green eyes! They're so much better than blue eyes!
by nbunch81 August 29, 2018
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Guy 1: That woman looks so gross from behind.
Guy 2: That's because she has a grandma booty, eeffing nasty!
by nbunch81 April 20, 2016
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Refers the original women from Europe. They are the most unique race and can have red, blonde, black or brown hair. They also can have blue, green, brown, or gray eyes with brown being the least common. They're often the target of jealousy from women of other races. Who try to imitate them by bleaching their hair to make it blonde, and wearing colored contact lenses to make their eyes blue. Contrary to popular belief white women don't tan because they aren't happy with who they are, nor do they do it intentionally . Other races can have blonde, or red hair too, but more than likely that's because they have European ancestry.
Black Man: I saw these Latinas where being mean this white woman in a club.
Black Man 2: That's because they were jealous of them.
by nbunch81 April 17, 2016
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