2 definitions by nayqueenie

canispectrologist

One who studies puppies and rainbows, usually as a last resort when one has failed in the study of dull subjects, such as law, medicine or business.

Law school is just so terrible, I think I'm going to become a canispectrologist.

by nayqueenie August 31, 2010

Underwater Trumpet

A sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and farts either at the same time or immediately thereafter ejaculation, but before withdrawing.

"He just gave me an underwater trumpet. It was vile."

by nayqueenie May 13, 2010