nathan's definitions
The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
Get the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranchmug. Founded in 1950 when the first world championship was raced, it has developed today into what is the greatest form of motor racing known to man and the greatest sport in the world.
Owned by Bernie, who rakes in $2.5Billion US per anum from the sport, it is an insitution, more sacred to fans then religion.
Owned by Bernie, who rakes in $2.5Billion US per anum from the sport, it is an insitution, more sacred to fans then religion.
by Nathan March 30, 2005
Get the Formula 1mug. Spelling of "Lynyrd Skynyrd" by people who dont know how to spell it but knows there are Ys in there somewhere.
"Yea, I love Lynerd Skynerd!!!"
"Really? Whats ur favorite song by them?"
"uh...Devil Went Down To Georgia?"
"Really? Whats ur favorite song by them?"
"uh...Devil Went Down To Georgia?"
by Nathan October 24, 2003
Get the Lynerd Skynerdmug. The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.
see also bagel game, butan
see also bagel game, butan
by Nathan January 27, 2005
Get the Pizza gamemug. 1. A rude , insolent and/or indeserving person
2. A bag made of anus
3. A hanging anus resembling a scrotum
2. A bag made of anus
3. A hanging anus resembling a scrotum
by Nathan December 30, 2004
Get the anusbagmug. noun; a weakness in someone or something that is strong overall (the weakness is often, but not always, seemingly small but crucial, leading to misfortunate events)
The Brazilian soccer team's defense was its Achilles' heel in World Cup 1998. Despite having strong forwards, the team was ultimately scored upon three times by France.
by Nathan September 1, 2008
Get the Achilles' heelmug. 