nathan's definitions

custy

1. customer
2. person born from a crack addict mom.
3. fucked up in any way..

1. Your my favourite custy.
2. You fucking custy.
3.a) Thats fucking custy ass shit.
b) Your face is fucking custy

by Nathan June 13, 2004

Dendrophilia

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

by Nathan April 29, 2003

hobbo

1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean

Jean, the hobbo, went to her hobbo worship every day, but still denies being a hobbo.

by Nathan March 6, 2004

Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

by Nathan March 1, 2005

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

mec

Make eye contact; the act of making eye contact.

Hey man, i just mec'ed with that mama.

by Nathan October 26, 2004

brumps

a code for any #### that will be consumed in the next 24 hours used commonly so "strait edge" people will not know what is being discussed

"dude u gunna get those brumps for tonight?"

"yeah man thats some good brumps too"

by Nathan October 5, 2004