nathan's definitions

kyriacos

an annoying lil bitch ass nigga madafakin cunt who can play fortnite, gets carried by his friends all the time. Oh wait, he has no friends.

YOU ARE SUCH A KYRIACOS
*cries*

by nathan May 5, 2018

jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.

Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

millsy

gives you a very sore vagina afta a nite full of sex! bushy eyebrows! hyperactive.... loves eminem and sexxxxxxxxxxxxx

very worth while.. you bump into him take him home....(trust!) he he aaahhh!! (you will be saying that all nite and for 3 weeks)

by nathan December 11, 2003

slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

by Nathan January 28, 2005

baby's daddy

Term used by slutty 18-25 year old women who dont have husbands or boyfriends, but know the father of their kid(s)

Maury, I know he's my baby daddy, he's the only guy I had sex with that day...er wait...ok, he's 1 of 2 guys I had sex with that day.

by Nathan October 24, 2003

dirty emmit poon

A gross,disgusting, but tasty emmit vagina that is known to devour humans whole.

-watch out for the dirty emitt!!!!!!!!!!!

by Nathan January 15, 2004