nathan's definitions

jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.

Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

by Nathan January 28, 2005

baby's daddy

Term used by slutty 18-25 year old women who dont have husbands or boyfriends, but know the father of their kid(s)

Maury, I know he's my baby daddy, he's the only guy I had sex with that day...er wait...ok, he's 1 of 2 guys I had sex with that day.

by Nathan October 24, 2003

dirty emmit poon

A gross,disgusting, but tasty emmit vagina that is known to devour humans whole.

-watch out for the dirty emitt!!!!!!!!!!!

by Nathan January 15, 2004

rons

Comes from the joke about 'saving a particular thing for Ron, Later-On'.

Used to say "goodbye" or "see you later"

by Nathan August 7, 2004

Saskatoon

1. Where nice people live as well as some fuckers
2. Where you don't want to stay alone after midnight when you miss the last bus in winter
3. Where shit includes with 13%taxes, be poor and proud with that!
4. Where temperature fuck up and down different 100 degree in both winter and summer
5. Where you think "What the fuck is that? Is this Saskatoon?" on the plane when you see a totally flatted plain down there with less constuctions.
6. Where to be there like a Santa and get back home like you have never been there
7. Where little boys stay home when it hits -30, and grown men go fishing and dancing outside no shirts!
8. Where is a good place to study despite one part of the university's name and how the people make fun of it
9. Where to get fresh air, cold water (really damn great and free!), and hot chicks!
10. Where we call, A dead peacful city
11. Avril Lavigne has been there even she's not Saskatoonian
12. Same as Celine Dion
13. Where guys sucks at pool

7. Usask = You sucks, not university

by Nathan May 13, 2005