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Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024
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Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!
Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!
by natalie portmanteaux September 16, 2022
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J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal. Fucking tight-ass."
by natalie portmanteaux November 5, 2021
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"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
by natalie portmanteaux January 27, 2021
Get the hobo mug.Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
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by natalie portmanteaux January 15, 2023
Get the banoodles mug.Pam: "Archer, I got out! Those strippercize classes really helped with my shimmy."
Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."
Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."
by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022
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