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Pam: "Holy shitspace! Hey guys, we got a problem!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."
Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."
Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021
Get the whordiot mug.A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.
A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer
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Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
by natalie portmanteaux May 13, 2021
Get the Spreefs mug.A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.
A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer
Archer: "Guys, this is, this is the-- the car from--"
Lana: "Bullitt, we know, and if you'd go already, maybe later I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you!"
Archer: "Ew, that's not even what it's about. Plus your hands are too big."
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "But speaking of McQueen, if there was ever a time to wear the tactleneck--"
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "Okay! Hang on!"
Archer: "Guys, this is, this is the-- the car from--"
Lana: "Bullitt, we know, and if you'd go already, maybe later I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you!"
Archer: "Ew, that's not even what it's about. Plus your hands are too big."
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "But speaking of McQueen, if there was ever a time to wear the tactleneck--"
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "Okay! Hang on!"
by natalie portmanteaux May 19, 2021
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J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal."
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J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal. Fucking tight-ass."
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Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
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