natalie portmanteaux's definitions

wet-getables

A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.

Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."

by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024

incobegence

A portmanteau of incompetence and arrogance. Coined by Cheryl Tunt in the tv show Archer.

Archer: "Uh-oh, someone's mad they're not in charge."
Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!

by natalie portmanteaux September 16, 2022

invezzling

Invezzling, a portmanteau of investing and embezzling.

J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal. Fucking tight-ass."

by natalie portmanteaux November 5, 2021

hobo

A homeless Bohemian.

"I'm not a vagrant... I'm a hobo. Big difference."

"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."

by natalie portmanteaux January 27, 2021

kustard

Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.

Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."

by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023

banoodles

Banoodles, a portmanteau of bananas and noodles.

Noodles made from banana flour.

"Banana life hack!!! Collect all the stringy bits and make a big plate of sweet, grainy banoodles!!"

by natalie portmanteaux January 15, 2023

strippercize

A portmanteau of stripper and exercise.

Pam: "Archer, I got out! Those strippercize classes really helped with my shimmy."

Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."

by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022