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Archer: "I've changed, Lana."
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
by natalie portmanteaux May 13, 2021
Get the Spreefsmug. Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
Get the funanigansmug. A portmanteau of Home Ec and restaurant. Coined by Bob Belcher in the tv show Bob's Burgers.
When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.
When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.
Jocelyn: “You guys, we're not a restaurant. Go away.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 7, 2023
Get the Home Ec-staurantmug. Naco, a portmanteau of nacho and taco. Coined by Ron Stoppable in the tv show Kim Possible.
It is created by taking nacho chips and cheese, mixing them with the fillings of a taco, placing it all in a tortilla, and lifting up the sides to form the bag-like shape.
It is created by taking nacho chips and cheese, mixing them with the fillings of a taco, placing it all in a tortilla, and lifting up the sides to form the bag-like shape.
Kim: "What are you eating?"
Ron: "Taco meets nacho. I call it the 'Naco'!"
Kim: "I call it 'gross beyond reason.'"
Ron: "Do you want some?"
Rufus: "Mmm! Naco!"
Ron: "Taco meets nacho. I call it the 'Naco'!"
Kim: "I call it 'gross beyond reason.'"
Ron: "Do you want some?"
Rufus: "Mmm! Naco!"
by natalie portmanteaux April 28, 2021
Get the nacomug. Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021
Get the chlamydiotmug. Larissa: "Hey, guys, sorry-- I had to stay late at school. We had a bullying lesson. From me." (blowing raspberries three times)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "What the hell was that?"
Patty: "Our handshake. Love it or lick it, snurb."
Louise: "Hey, I love it already, snurb." (blows raspberry)
Patty: "No, it's like this." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "Aah! That's awesome! Do it again!"
Patty: "All right. Rock and roll." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "What the hell was that?"
Patty: "Our handshake. Love it or lick it, snurb."
Louise: "Hey, I love it already, snurb." (blows raspberry)
Patty: "No, it's like this." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "Aah! That's awesome! Do it again!"
Patty: "All right. Rock and roll." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023
Get the snurbmug. Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
Get the kustardmug.