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by natalie portmanteaux April 24, 2023
Get the flagkinimug. Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021
Get the poontankmug. Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"
by natalie portmanteaux June 14, 2021
Get the fawafflemug. Linda: "Tina, you're missing breakfast. Your frozen waffles are gonna refreeze."
Louise: "Mine is somehow burnt and frozen? It defies science."
Gene: "I love Mom's waffsicles."
Tina: "I'll have to take my waffsicles to go. Dad and I have a meeting. Right, Dad?"
Louise: "Mine is somehow burnt and frozen? It defies science."
Gene: "I love Mom's waffsicles."
Tina: "I'll have to take my waffsicles to go. Dad and I have a meeting. Right, Dad?"
by natalie portmanteaux November 13, 2023
Get the waffsiclemug. Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023
Get the hobbytunitymug. "I'm not a vagrant... I'm a hobo. Big difference."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
by natalie portmanteaux January 27, 2021
Get the hobomug. Archer: "I've changed, Lana."
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
by natalie portmanteaux May 13, 2021
Get the Spreefsmug.