redneck pig fuckers

rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks

The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.

OR

Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

vibrator book

A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women

She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books

by nappy pappy May 04, 2008

Jewshi

Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.

Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!

by nappy pappy May 01, 2008

pet the cat

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

by nappy pappy May 04, 2008