11 definitions by nappy pappy

pet the cat

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

by nappy pappy May 3, 2008

Cockdrinker

Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock

And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.

by nappy pappy May 2, 2008

redneck pig fuckers

rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks

The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.

OR

Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

nigger job

A menial task, usu. a particular duty rather than one's entire job

I love being a bartender; I just hate taking out the trash, cleaning the shit and come out the men's room, and all the other nigger jobs I have to do after closing.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008