nappy pappy's definitions

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.

Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

teen-pregnancy name

A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child

Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.

by nappy pappy May 8, 2008

nigger job

A menial task, usu. a particular duty rather than one's entire job

I love being a bartender; I just hate taking out the trash, cleaning the shit and come out the men's room, and all the other nigger jobs I have to do after closing.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

Jewshi

Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.

Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008