spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

Britjob

A (tit)job with Britney Spears

Britjob
Baby
One more
Time

by n008a April 12, 2009

murka

The United States of America as pronounced vocally by it's distinguished former president George W. Bush.

Protect Murka against the terr'ist

by n008a April 12, 2009

oboe

Pronounced "Owbu" in English.
Slang for a joint in Dutch.

Jij moet niet zo veel oboe roken ouwe!

(Don't smoke that many joints stupid!)

by n008a April 12, 2009

Eurothrash

Derogatory term for Europeans, often used by rednecks who don't appreciate culture.....
and stuff.

Big Fat Texan:
Hey Eurothrash, we saved you in '45 didn't we? Or else ya would've been speakin' freakin' German!

Jean Baptiste the French Smartass:
Hey Big One, English is a form of Saxon (German) so you are the one speakin' freakin' German you lardass!

by n008a April 12, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Max

The newest shitty no quality sport shoe by Nike made by Vietnamese children for a lump of rice a day.
With this model Nike plans to take over the world, by first immobilizing people due to trenchfoot a la Tyrannosaurus Max.

Sane person: Wow those shoes are awful!

Person that pays > $150 for very bad shoes:
Don't you like my new Tyrannosaurus Max's?

Sane person: whateva....

by n008a April 12, 2009

Nixon generator

1.
A device created by a mad Dutch scientist to create more Richard Nixons for world domination by knavery and villainy on an unprecedented scale in the history of mankind.
2.
A song by Tertius, see www.myspace.com/tiruset

We had better turn of the Nixon generator for a moment, it's overheat!

by n008a April 12, 2009