2 definitions by myp4ntsrt1ght

Period

The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.

*Sobbing*
"What's wrong Priscilla?"
"I'M ON MY PERIOD, OK?!"

by myp4ntsrt1ght January 8, 2013

stripple

A disabled person who performs a striptease.

*stripper+cripple

-Buying a dance from the girl was so not worth it. She couldn't even move!
-Dude, she was a total stripple...

by myp4ntsrt1ght October 25, 2009