3 definitions by muscleman_2020

Cook

Slang: when something or someone is awesome, bad ass, cool af.

John: "You seen Deadpool yet?"
Dylan: "Hell yeah, that was cook af!"

by muscleman_2020 February 25, 2016

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass

by muscleman_2020 February 25, 2016

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 February 25, 2016