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Often used in college dorm rooms in which an excesive amount of people are using up all the seats. To ensure your seat upon return from grabbing your beer you claim one word, another word, stating you kill the person who takes your seat. code of conduct.
by mung March 10, 2005
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Get the gok mug.The second worst suburb in Sydney behind Kingsgrove. Loftus is a naturally occuring cesspool where rare breeds of rodents multiply and flourish.
One day, i was walking around in the shire and suddenly, i found i was lost in Loftus!! it took me 3 and a half days to find another person. and he didn't have a phone. it took me another 2 whole weeks to find a phone. then i was rescued
by MUNG June 11, 2004
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Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.
american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.
american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Hey Billy-Jane, lets play us some american fooosball."
"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."
Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"
whilst
"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."
Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"
whilst
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She didn't even see it coming, but when I slipped her the cajun hot stick, her ass clamped down like a bear trap.
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