16 definitions by muffindamule

dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by muffindamule October 1, 2006

honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

Budism

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

by muffindamule October 2, 2006

subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.

Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !

by muffindamule October 4, 2006

redcap

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the world's most proffesional and well respected police force.

There was severe rioting in the city last night until they sent the Redcaps in.

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

by muffindamule October 1, 2006