3 definitions by mschne7
Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.
Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville
Chick: Jerk!
Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville
Chick: Jerk!
by mschne7 June 29, 2009
When you find an amazing parking spot in a crowded lot as if you were a Rockstar and it was saved just for you.
Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning
Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.
Passenger: Lucky bastard.
Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.
Passenger: Lucky bastard.
by mschne7 June 15, 2009
The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.
Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.
by mschne7 June 15, 2009