3 definitions by mrmayhem

Relative Ten

The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.

Every time I go to a bar I seek out the relative ten and hit on her.

by mrmayhem June 8, 2016

ratner

A girl or guy who checks you out while with their significant other.

Did you see how hard that ratner checked you out?

by mrmayhem June 11, 2016

Laundroshaming

The act of shaming someone who owns a washer and dryer but prefers to use a laundromat because they are afraid of the spiders in their basement.

Upon returning from the laundromat, Jenn immediately began laundroshaming Gary.

by mrmayhem July 19, 2017