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instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
mugGet the instant gratification monkeymug.

into the bush

An expression for into the wilderness
Joe:have you seen my dog?

Kevin:he went into the bush
Joe:thanks
by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018
mugGet the into the bushmug.

ispfm

Joe:bro you broke my mothers vase!!
John:ispfm
Joe:oh its ok come in for a hug!
by mr mr jellyman January 10, 2018
mugGet the ispfmmug.

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