Definitions by mr mr jellyman
instant gratification monkey
An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
instant gratification monkey by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
can you just stop
A way used to tell someone who is doing something that is annoying or to tell to just stop whatever they are doing. Often saying can you just stop alone will not be enough to get your message through. For example if the person you want to stop is a annoying person or just highly persistent often it will take multiple can you just stop. In more extreme cases cursing may be needed to get the message through.
Guy:how was your day?
Annoying guy:oh yea I went this cool trip bla bla bla
(10hours later)
Guy:CAN YOU JUST STOP
Annoying guy:oh yea I went this cool trip bla bla bla
(10hours later)
Guy:CAN YOU JUST STOP
can you just stop by mr mr jellyman October 31, 2017
hatchimal
Toys that were the thing in 2016.
It was basically like rasing an animal from a egg state. Then once the child has "matured it enough" it'll hatch. But there was one HUGE FLAW and that wad that is took almost and sometimes more than a hour to hatch. Seriously what were they thinking what kinda kid would want to pet a plastic egg and listen to it for a hour. Also many of them would hatch btw.
Once these things do hatch it's pretty like a Furbie. It's furry creepy has the faint eyes and talks to you. There are many different kinds some you can only find in store like target.
It was basically like rasing an animal from a egg state. Then once the child has "matured it enough" it'll hatch. But there was one HUGE FLAW and that wad that is took almost and sometimes more than a hour to hatch. Seriously what were they thinking what kinda kid would want to pet a plastic egg and listen to it for a hour. Also many of them would hatch btw.
Once these things do hatch it's pretty like a Furbie. It's furry creepy has the faint eyes and talks to you. There are many different kinds some you can only find in store like target.
Hey little jimmy wanna hatchimal for your birthday?
Fuck no those things take an hour to hatch and mist of the time they don't hatch I wanna iphone 100000000 with 64gigs nigger
Fuck no those things take an hour to hatch and mist of the time they don't hatch I wanna iphone 100000000 with 64gigs nigger
hatchimal by mr mr jellyman October 30, 2017