6 definitions by mostlybored

shit lit

Literature of any sort suitable for reading when on toilet

Couldn't find any good shit lit so I ended up reading the back of a shampoo bottle.

by mostlybored March 9, 2004

giving the dog a bone

getting a blow-job. Popularized by the AC/DC song of the same title. Also a pet store chain.

I like to pick up girls at the 'Giving Your a Dog Bone' in the hopes that the store name will subconsciously make a girl want my bone.

by mostlybored March 9, 2004

straw head

Someone who consumes the ground up, usually dried poppy plant, (the pods and/or stems) to get an opium buzz

If you think you won't get hooked on opium by just being a straw head then you're wrong.

by mostlybored March 9, 2004

anal expulsive

A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit on everything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.

The film critic must be anal expulsive to go on and on so vehemently about the film's minor faults.

by mostlybored March 9, 2004

dyke tyke

A guy that likes to hang around lesbians. A male version of a fag hag.

Most of Harry's friends are lebians, but he isn't trying to get any action. I think he's a dyke tyke.

by mostlybored March 9, 2004

meat pie

When the vagina mound is visible through tight0fitting clothing

Deanna Troi has a has a meat pie, so we affectionately refer to her as 'meat pie'.

by mostlybored March 9, 2004