3 definitions by morphineline

Bristow

1. Hell, located in Oklahoma (35 miles East of Tulsa) 2. A great place to buy methanphetamines

Kayla: I'm going to Bristow to buy some meth. You wanna come?
Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.

by morphineline October 15, 2007

oklahoma state university

A magical place filled with loads of beer and a variety of drugs, all for your taking as long as you pay about 10K and have a high enough ACT score, which is not difficult.

Jackie: I SO got into OSU!
Crystal: Dude, you're going to end up in rehab now.
Jackie: What for?
Crystal: Everyone knows that all Oklahoma State University kids do is drink and snort coke!

by morphineline December 31, 2008

gimp

An injury, usually painful and obvious

When I got hit by that car in the McDonald's parking lot I was gimped up for weeks!

by morphineline December 31, 2008