morpheus30's definitions

Goat

A person who takes the blame for a faulty outcome. In sports, "the goat" is a label given to the player whose failure cost his team the game, usually at a pivotal point. This is the EXACT OPPOSITE of GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) which in sports refers to the player who consistently finds a way to win for his team. Goat in this sense is short for scapegoat a term taken from Leviticus 16 in the King James Version of the Bible. In that chapter, two goats are chosen on the Day of Atonement: one (the Lord's goat) is sacrificed and its blood used to "cleanse the sanctuary of sins" representing Christ and His atoning sacrifice for humanity, and the other (the scapegoat) has all the sins symbolically placed on its head and released alive into a deserted place far away from the Israelite camp. That goat represents the one to blame for all the sins of humanity, that is, the devil.

Donnie Ray Moore of the California Angels was the goat in Game 5 of the 1986 ALCS against the Boston Red Sox when he gave up a home run to Dave Henderson in the top of the 9th inning, a 2-2 pitch that will forever live in infamy!

by morpheus30 June 10, 2017

Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022

Neither here nor there

An expression that means "not important or relevant." In most common speech, this expression usually follows a random side note that the speaker thinks is interesting but is not related to the subject at hand.

I met this random chick at the club and she wants to get together. Man she's gorgeous! Her parents are from Panama which by the way, has 13 of the 15 tallest buildings in Latin America. But that's neither here nor there...

by morpheus30 January 16, 2018

Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.

Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!

by morpheus30 August 15, 2023

Chickens come home to roost

This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.

Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!

by morpheus30 December 17, 2014

sadventist

A member of the Seventh-day Adventist church whose religious views are based on the Old Testament and the writings of Ellen G. White (founder of the SDA church.) As a result, they are miserable people who make everyone else around them miserable too. These miserable souls are likely to be pro-Life and for Capital punishment, extreme gossips and backbiters, and depressed loners with few friends, lovers of money, greedy, and quietly ostentatious. They find fault with everything from contemporary fashion, music, and art to movies, sports, dancing, and people. Their Sabbath-observance is very strict and ceremonial, devoid of joy and real worship, and focused on what one CAN'T do during the time between Friday sundown through Saturday sundown. Children of "sadventist" parents are to be pitied above all because not only are they denied the joys of normal childhood but have to go through their adult life with a broken image of the character of Christ, an image which might never be rectified enough in their minds. As a result, these children either become atheists or worse, they become a version of their "sadventist" parents to propagate even more misery into the world.

Fred: Yo, Pete. Is Carl meeting us at the movies tonight?
Pete: Nah. His mom grounded him.
Fred: How comes?
Pete: Cuz she's a sadventist who doesn't believe in going to the movies.

by morpheus30 October 24, 2014

Netflix and Chill

A euphemism for inviting someone over to their place to engage in sexual activity. Thus the expression, "let's Netflix and chill!" should be understood by the hearer as "let's come over to my place and fuck!" The genius of this phrase is that it gives both parties "plausible deniability" when its true meaning is prematurely exposed so no one has to lose face (the inviting party can say, "I was just talking about watching movies and hanging out" or the invited party can say, "You're talking about watching movies and hanging out, right?")

John: Hey Tammy, let's netflix and chill tonight.
Tammy: OK!

by morpheus30 November 11, 2015