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Female for Redditor. This means that a female is posting on the website “Reddit” in search of someone to chat with, start an online friendship, or date. Can be either male or female. Suitors will click on the post and, if interested, contact her via DM.
by morpheus30 April 26, 2021
Get the F4Rmug. This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.
Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!
by morpheus30 December 17, 2014
Get the Chickens come home to roostmug. A word that supposedly means "to provide more information" or "explain further" but in reality it is a made up, nonsensical word that is not found in any English dictionary. You are most likely to find this word on online forums where stupidity and ignorance reign supreme.
Girl: "I don't get ,do you mind expagorating your comment so that l can get where you are coming from?"
Guy: "oh shit! I must be talking to a Harvard graduate here; my bad. Yeah, I'll expagorate it for you. . ."
Guy: "oh shit! I must be talking to a Harvard graduate here; my bad. Yeah, I'll expagorate it for you. . ."
by morpheus30 May 30, 2020
Get the expagoratemug. The inability to achieve an erection even when sexually stimulated caused by prolonged use of the anabolic steroid "Nandrolone Decanoate," better known in bodybuilding circles as "Deca Durabolin." Deca Dick is featured in the movie "Pain & Gain" (starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, and Anthony Mackie) in which Anthony Mackie's character, Adrian, is seen masturbating his flaccid penis to a pornographic film but is unable to achieve an erection. Deca Durabolin is one of the most popular anabolic steroids due to its effectiveness in promoting size and muscle growth quickly with relatively mild side effects at medium and high doses compared to other steroids. Nandrolone Decanoate breaks down into dihydronandrolone in the body which acts as an inhibitor of penile erectile function. Bodybuilders experience Deca Dick at dosages in excess of 400 mg per week after 3 - 4 weeks. While Deca Dick is supposed to be reversible (by stopping or reducing the dosage of Deca Durabolin) some bodybuilders have reported a "permanent" effect of both lack of libido and erectile dysfunction that cannot be cured with Viagra or Cialis as well as permanently making a man sterile (unable to produce children).
I had several failures with a couple chicks, it was crazy embarrassing! I then found out what deca dick was and was advised to alter my dosages and get Cialis or Viagra.
by morpheus30 February 4, 2015
Get the Deca Dickmug. A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.
Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.
by morpheus30 January 19, 2018
Get the Pussy Whoopedmug. A person who takes the blame for a faulty outcome. In sports, "the goat" is a label given to the player whose failure cost his team the game, usually at a pivotal point. This is the EXACT OPPOSITE of GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) which in sports refers to the player who consistently finds a way to win for his team. Goat in this sense is short for scapegoat a term taken from Leviticus 16 in the King James Version of the Bible. In that chapter, two goats are chosen on the Day of Atonement: one (the Lord's goat) is sacrificed and its blood used to "cleanse the sanctuary of sins" representing Christ and His atoning sacrifice for humanity, and the other (the scapegoat) has all the sins symbolically placed on its head and released alive into a deserted place far away from the Israelite camp. That goat represents the one to blame for all the sins of humanity, that is, the devil.
Donnie Ray Moore of the California Angels was the goat in Game 5 of the 1986 ALCS against the Boston Red Sox when he gave up a home run to Dave Henderson in the top of the 9th inning, a 2-2 pitch that will forever live in infamy!
by morpheus30 June 10, 2017
Get the Goatmug. Bacterial Vaginosis, also known as gardnerella, is overgrowth of bacteria normally present in the vagina. Women of childbearing age who experience this condition will notice a foul-smelling, “fishy” vaginal odor that includes a gray or white discharge and vaginal itching.
The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.
It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.
It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
by morpheus30 July 22, 2023
Get the BVmug.