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A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:
Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.
Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.
by morpheus30 August 15, 2023
Get the Tard mug.An expression that means "not important or relevant." In most common speech, this expression usually follows a random side note that the speaker thinks is interesting but is not related to the subject at hand.
I met this random chick at the club and she wants to get together. Man she's gorgeous! Her parents are from Panama which by the way, has 13 of the 15 tallest buildings in Latin America. But that's neither here nor there...
by morpheus30 January 16, 2018
Get the Neither here nor there mug.Bacterial Vaginosis, also known as gardnerella, is overgrowth of bacteria normally present in the vagina. Women of childbearing age who experience this condition will notice a foul-smelling, “fishy” vaginal odor that includes a gray or white discharge and vaginal itching.
The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.
It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.
It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
by morpheus30 July 22, 2023
Get the BV mug.A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.
Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.
by morpheus30 January 19, 2018
Get the Pussy Whooped mug.When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.
Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.
Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
Get the Jump Humping mug.The act of inserting a penis into their partner’s vagina without thrusting so that the penis “marinates” in vaginal fluid without creating any friction. In other words, a penis just chills in a vagina without movement.
Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.
Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
Get the Soaking mug.Female for Redditor. This means that a female is posting on the website “Reddit” in search of someone to chat with, start an online friendship, or date. Can be either male or female. Suitors will click on the post and, if interested, contact her via DM.
by morpheus30 April 26, 2021
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