morpheus30's definitions

expagorate

A word that supposedly means "to provide more information" or "explain further" but in reality it is a made up, nonsensical word that is not found in any English dictionary. You are most likely to find this word on online forums where stupidity and ignorance reign supreme.

Girl: "I don't get ,do you mind expagorating your comment so that l can get where you are coming from?"
Guy: "oh shit! I must be talking to a Harvard graduate here; my bad. Yeah, I'll expagorate it for you. . ."

by morpheus30 May 30, 2020

Sounder

A group of pigs (especially feral hogs)

The young boar reacted with caution, but quickly followed the rest of the sounder inside the trap.

by morpheus30 June 12, 2018

Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.

Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!

by morpheus30 August 15, 2023

Neither here nor there

An expression that means "not important or relevant." In most common speech, this expression usually follows a random side note that the speaker thinks is interesting but is not related to the subject at hand.

I met this random chick at the club and she wants to get together. Man she's gorgeous! Her parents are from Panama which by the way, has 13 of the 15 tallest buildings in Latin America. But that's neither here nor there...

by morpheus30 January 16, 2018

Chickens come home to roost

This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.

Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!

by morpheus30 December 17, 2014

Pussy Whooped

A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.

Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.

by morpheus30 January 19, 2018

cocksman

A man who thinks with his dick first, and his head second.

Why are you surprised that all I think about is sex? I'm not going to apologize. I'm a cocksman!

by morpheus30 July 16, 2010