31 definitions by morgangills

This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.
"Yes yes The Lion King does kick serious willy"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".
Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.
by morgangills March 30, 2008
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Phrase used to describe a particularly harsh insult.

Similar to burned.
oh my days...you got layered
by morgangills May 12, 2006
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A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.
(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)

James: how d'ya like dem apples?
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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The act of walking up Sydenham Road in pursuit of cheap discounted Chinese food or fried chicken after school.

Upon arriving "up the road" you can see such sites as Slatters (now known as "The Cake Factory") and if you are very lucky maybe mole girl.

It is an activity which James Morgan and Josh Mills derive great plasure from.
"Wanna come up the rooooad?"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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This is a common sarcastic response to any exclamation of enthusiasm or joyous anticipation. It's intention is to present your general disinterest
or disliking for their suggestion.

Infact it could be said that the "yeah" actually means "no". This is evident by the highly sarcastic tone in which it should be spoken.
"I'm going to go and love up random people who once said hello to me now"

"Good luck with that, YEAHHHHH"
by morgangills February 26, 2005
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A person is a comedy bitch if they are used by their peers for their own amusement irrespective of the shame and embarassment it may cause the bitch. However, the bitch in question must be a willing party.

This phrase was created by James Wilson in the aftermath of the infamous James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident (one of which was quite clearly Russian and shouldn't be worn by anyone except Russians and as shown by the incident, comedy bitches).
"Whats that? Morgan is our raw comedy bitch"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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